just feels like putting funny quotes...

"You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist, don't you? Newer magazines."

- Jerry Seinfeld, in "The Yada Yada"-

"I used to play in a Death Metal band. They either loved us or they hated us...or they thought we were "okay". Most Death Metal bands have dark names like "Obituary"..."Mortuary"..."Rigor Mortis". We weren't that intense. We just went with "Injured". And later we changed it to "A Capella" as we were walkin' out of the Pawn Shop."
- Mitch Hedberg in "Strategic Grill Location"-